White Chicks Trolling (In Skype)

[8/1/2015 5:28:49 PM] Illy: Oh. they do have big tongues....
[8/1/2015 5:29:54 PM] Denim: See. The Swarzenegro chirpers are just waiting for a white girl with a black girl's backside.
[8/1/2015 5:30:53 PM] Raptor (Eve): That's special
[8/1/2015 5:32:16 PM] Denim: Well, you know what they say.
[8/1/2015 5:32:30 PM] Denim: Once you go black, you gon' need a wheel chair.
[8/1/2015 5:33:18 PM] Raptor (Eve): Anti-Jackson Disease
[8/1/2015 5:33:54 PM] Illy: exsqueeze me?
[8/1/2015 5:34:42 PM] Raptor (Eve): Michael Jackson
[8/1/2015 5:36:42 PM] Illy: Oh the deception! the betrayal!
[8/1/2015 5:37:07 PM] Denim: Didn't anybody tell you this was an all white party?
[8/1/2015 5:37:31 PM] Illy: Negro please.
[8/1/2015 5:38:05 PM] Denim: Somebody get this jiggaboo away from me.
[8/1/2015 5:39:02 PM] Illy: Oh no you didn't.
[8/1/2015 5:40:09 PM] Raptor (Eve): o-o What just happened
[8/1/2015 5:42:20 PM] Denim: You was communicating.
[8/1/2015 5:42:36 PM] Denim: I was closing my eyes and visualizing your words.
[8/1/2015 5:43:03 PM] Raptor (Eve): Ooh xD
[8/1/2015 5:56:23 PM] Illy: Oh really? Visualizing? Then why don't you paint me a picture of what I just said.
[8/1/2015 6:09:23 PM] Denim: Don't play with me right now. I am not in the mood.
[8/1/2015 6:11:15 PM] Illy: Don't hate me cause ya ain't me.
[8/1/2015 6:12:31 PM] Denim: Your mother shops at Saks.
[8/1/2015 6:13:42 PM] Illy: Oh my god. You want to talk about mothers? You want to talk about mother!? It's mother time, okay! Your mother's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear.
[8/1/2015 6:14:16 PM] Denim: Well yea? Your mother's so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something!
[8/1/2015 6:15:03 PM] Illy: Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered.
[8/1/2015 6:15:17 PM] Denim: Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney's Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a 'ni-coise' salad. 'Ni-coise' salad, right?
[8/1/2015 6:16:30 PM] Illy: Your mother's backside is so hairy it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America!"
[8/1/2015 6:17:29 PM] Denim: Look King Kong. Why don't you take you and your 1980 pick-up lines, climb all the way up to the top of the Empire State Building, beat on your big old monkey chest and then jump off?
[8/1/2015 6:18:27 PM] Illy: Easy white chocolate. Wouldn't want you to melt.
[8/1/2015 6:20:57 PM] Denim: I'm gonna have a BF.
[8/1/2015 6:22:34 PM] Illy: Oh my god. she's gonna have a the bad kind of witch (not the awesome kind) fit!
[8/1/2015 6:23:00 PM] Denim: I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter!
[8/1/2015 6:24:16 PM] Illy: You know what? I ain't gonna deal with this. I'm tired, okay?
[8/1/2015 6:25:12 PM] Denim: See, that is exactly what I'm talking about. We don't communicate.
[8/1/2015 6:27:31 PM] Raptor (Eve): http://prntscr.com/7zt1yj
[8/1/2015 6:27:41 PM] Illy: Somebody throw shamu back in the ocean.
[8/1/2015 6:31:02 PM] Denim: Now who could have said that? Oh yeah, it's Tina the Talking Tummy.